perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

That’s a lot of food

That’s not enough food

You’re going to eat all of that???!??

That looks gross

That’s not healthy

That looks healthy

That’s disgusting

Why are you eating that?

I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

TAKE NOTES BITCHES

ALSO NEVER COMMENT ON MY
CLOTHING UNLESS YOU ARE MY
BOYFRIEND.

AND DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE PULL UP MY SHIRT.

May 19, 2013 16,759 notes

To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

—Ernest Hemingway (via johnny-cupcake)

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via johnny-cupcake)

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

May 18, 2013 33,697 notes

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

May 18, 2013 45,118 notes

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skinnyscottish: